+ 'its not such a good day for lance armstrong', craig ferguson shares, 'stripped of all seven tour de france titles. i thought maybe they would let him keep one. awe, come on, let him keep just one! anyway, everyone in this room should be proud. congratulations, we have now all won as many tour de frances as lance armstrong... you know the officials are saying that new tests show that a vile of lance armstrong's blood was more tainted than his bycicle seat. anyway, armstrong today said that he doesnt have the energy to fight this decision but his lawyers said that will probably change after he's had a few more steroids!'
- bryan cranston
* dr. lisa masterson