craig's loose tie

an email comes in that asks 'craig, whats up with your tie lately, why have you decided to leave it loosely tied?' craig ferguson replies 'in case i have to leave here quickly. no, you know what? i figured that the tie could represent, you know, through sartorial form, the shody nature of how the rest of cbs feels about this fucking show. thats why i wear it like this. its a protest, mister! its protest. it says 'when you give me the equipment i will tie my tie! and until you do, my neck will be available for viewing! oh, we are out of time? funny how your clock still works...'

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