+ during the monologue they show a picture of craig ferguson for a comedy bit they prepared. after they show it craig says 'i like that photograph of me though, i should have that on a t-shirt. people sometimes come up to me, this is true, and they've got a photograph of me that they have very nicely put on a t-shirt, and they give it to me. i'm like 'you want me to wear a t-shirt with a picture of me on it?' couldn't i just walk up to people and say 'hello, i'm a douche'. i mean i appreciate the effort and everything, but why the fuck would i wear a t-shirt with me on it?'
+ gardening tips with willie nelson
- drew carey
= jason aldean