+ 'its not only a great day for america, but also for our good friends the french', craig ferguson informs us, 'it's bastille day! now, bastille day, of course, is when the french celebrate the storming of the prison near paris in 1789, the bastille prison. this day was the beginning of the french revolution. it was an era of turmoil for france, lots of things happened: the french fighting, then napoleon, he turned up and ruled for a while, he was kicked out, then they decided they wanted him back, so they put him on at 10:00pm on NBC. i'm hazy on the details...'
+ skit with palin on different shows now that she's not the governor of alaska
- john larroquette
= sharon jones and the dap kings