+ 'it is, however, not a great day for the family values california state senator roy ashburn', craig ferguson shares, 'i dont know if you know about this, he was pulled over for a DUI last night, there was another man in the car. it turns out the senator and the 'mystery man' were drinking in a gay nightclub. all i have to say is thank you senator ashburn, because up until now it has been a slow news week, so thank you very much! if you are unfamiliar with senator ashburn, he voted against every single gay rights measure since taking office. now, personally, as you can probably tell, i support gay people. as a show of solidarity, i get my hair cut like an old lesbian.'

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