+ 'well, the oscars are over', craig ferguson states, 'personally i'm glad that brave won for best animated feature because now i can say that i've been in an oscar winning movie! and, i only had to do about two hours work- i didnt even have to wear pants! take that, daniel day-lewis, you had to put on a hat- you loser! anyway, with all the gossip and the fashion and popularity contests, the oscars seem just like high school. and just like high school, i wasnt there! i didnt watch the oscars, i was traveling. but i do have to admit, though, that i did watch some of the red carpet stuff, only about five or six hours of it. i really enjoyed looking at the gorgeous dresses, the handbags, and the jewelry. and when i was done picking out my outfit i turned on the tv! you know who i feel bad for? the actresses on the red carpet cause their clothes are judged by experts as they enter the building, which is no fair. anne hathaway got a lot of flack because her dress, and i quote, 'made her nipples pop'. why is that a problem? isnt that what dresses are supposed to do?'
- keith olbermann
- coco rocha