+ 'theres a big movie out today', craig ferguson states, 'the last exorcism part 2. how can it be called the last exorcism part 2? by definition a movie called 'last' cannot have a sequel. unless, unless hollywood is run by money hungry liers! no way... in the first last exorcism part 1, a young girl gets possessed by satan and the priest performs an exorcism to try and cast it out. i guess in part two the devil returns because... i dont know, he forgot his wallet? 'it was red! with velcro! my drivers license was in it and it had my blockbuster card in it. i know it doesnt exist anymore, but...' if the movie is a hit, its only a matter of time before we get a tv knock off of it. what would it be called? 'how i possessed your mother', the biggest loo-cifer', 'two broke ghouls'. people think i got this show because i made a deal with the devil. thats true! nine years ago the devil promised me great fame and untold wealth in exchange for my soul. well, i broke that deal and now i am condemned to this place for all eternity.'
- trace adkins
- naya rivera