+ 'the los angeles city council has declared war on marijuana dispensaries' craig ferguson informs, 'now if you dont know what a marijuana dispensary is and i'm guessing noe of this audience has any doubt what it is. 'dude, yeah, its a store where you can legally get marijuana!' yes. its supposed to be for medical reasons, for glaucoma, tunnel vision usually. strangely, half of los angeles is suffering form the scourge of tunnel vision! 'oh, the tunnel vision is so bad- and this combined with my restless leg syndrome! i'm in hell!' it's an epidemic here, glaucoma, it's worse than botox and lying about your age! i'm 31, by the way.'
- julie chen
- micheal ian black