+ 'all im saying', craig ferguson explains, 'is that its a sad state of affairs when a politician who's always banging on about family values gets caught banging on. this would be like if al gore was caught using four s.u.v.s bringing his lunch to work. over the past couple of years theres been a whole lof of scandals involving governors. first there was the governor of new jersey with his secret gay sex life, which is like 'oh, that makes him quite interesting!'. then there was governor spitzer who was like 'i hate hookers, except for the ones i hire'. blagojavich taking bribes and wearing a beaver on his head. you know it's pretty messed up when the most normal governor of the last decade has been jesse 'the body' ventura!'

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