craig wishes barbara streisand a happy birthday and he talks about some thing he just read- allegedly she had an affair with prince charles 25 years ago. craig wonders if they had a kid, if so it would probably be clay aiken!
+ craig gets an email from someone in clarksville and it makes him think of the old band 'the monkees'. he asks the question 'wouldnt it be great if they were actually monkeys? no mike nesmith, so i bet theyd still be touring swinging on trees and eating bananas.'