in quite strange news, craig says that the greek island of lesbos is suing a gay rights organization saying that only their inhabitants can be called lesbians. 'a whole island of lesbians? get my travel agent on the phone! break me off a piece of that!'
+ late late show regular tim meadows reports on the new game 'grand theft auto 4'. craig asks him what the game is about and tim replies 'its about a sleezy eurotrash dirtbag who moves to america... sound familiar?'
= she & him. zooey daschanels band
+ what did we learn tonight, craig? 'potato chips making you fat- thats just natures way. mess with it and youll pay.'