+ its the 103rd birthday of the city of las vegas, craig ferguson informs us. vegas used to be run by gangsters, and craig tells us that he used to be in a gang. he was once in a bar fight back in scotland and the other guy pulled out a sword- an actual sword! 'never mind buddy...' 'i didnt know i was in a real gang, i thought it was a 'west side story' gang, where we would fight with jazz hands!'
+ email question: why is there no cheese flavored cat food?

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