+ 'its labor day!', craig ferguson exclaims, 'what could be more american than making an immigrant work on labor day?  its too bad because i like to go to the beach on labor day.  and here in los angeles the beaches are packed with thongs and cleavage, and the women dress sexy too!  me? i've got some new green pants!  i'm very excited about them, i'm wearing them under these pants!  how do they feel? snug.  you should get a pair of green pants, everybody is doing it- minty green pants!  everybody, but me first.  that's how you know a trend is on the way, when a middle aged white guy does it...'
- angela kinsey
* david feherty

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