cheeky monkey leader

'people of earth, heed me! if you watched this show last night you will know that i, henry, leader of the cheeky monkeys, from the planet monkeyvania (thats right? monkeyvania?), ok, i had announced that craig had been saying 'cheeky wee monkeys' in vain, which is ok, then he had stopped saying it, which infuriated me and a lot of ladies with cats. but now the cheeky monkeys have arrived, and we arrived in great numbers. im first, but theres more coming... soon our battle ships will be coming from the planet monkeyvania. we will take over your planet and you will bow down to our loveliness. we are so cute that you will be enslaved by our delightful frolics, so enjoy it while you can, people of earth!'