+ election fever still has its grip on craig ferguson. he talks about the two candidates and how each of them is trying to appeal to the 'average joe', when both of them attended very prestigous schools, and are both quite well off. both of them claim the other is elitist, when in reality, they both are. 'two elite men trying to run the the country. i think thats the way it should be,' says craig, 'im fine with that, im fine with elitists running the country. people say 'aw, i want someone running the country whos just like me!' -not me! im an unreliable drunk and a pathological lier! we cant vote someone like that into the white house... again.'
+ ford commercial disguised as a skit.
- jason segel talks and sings a beautiful love ballad called 'wonky eye'