this past weekend craig played a lot of shows in las vegas, so he tells a bit about his time there. 'for a long time vegas was known for the crimes that took place there: racketeering, prostitution, carrot top...'
''las vegas' is spanish for 'the meadows'. why would they call it that? ill tell you why: because it sounds better than 'the inhospitable desert thats hotter than satans ass', thats why!'
+ eric idle, with bagpippers