6-06-08

+ kung fu panda comes out today and craig ferguson talks a bit about it: 'i dont buy it. pandas dont need kung fu, they are bears, they already have fighting skills. they are vicious and always getting in fights, thats why theyve got the black eyes...' craig admits that that is the lamest joke they have ever done, well, actually the fifth lamest joke. then one of the interns comes in with his list of five lamest jokes, and he goes over them to make sure it fits there. it does...
'my dad taught me many things, such as: dont trust a man with a beard, you dont know what hes hiding...'
+ panda mating skit, then fake craig is at the desk and real craig comes out dressed up as guest sean connery. then, a prince charles skit

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