5-30-12

+ 'what was on espn today?' craig ferguson asks, 'the national spelling bee.  i watched it.  i was so glad i payed for cable...  go spelling!  they say that the national spelling bee is open for anyone who has not yet finished 8th grade.  hey, i qualify!  for a while there, schools across the country were banning spelling bees for obvious reasons: steroids.  some people take the spelling bee very seriously, these people are called 'parents of children in the spelling bee'.  you know, trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words.  we didnt have the spelling bee when i was a kid, we had the punching bee.  you know, 'how do you spell cat?' 'stop asking questions!' pop!'
- howie mandel
- sutton foster

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